Nyeaow bitch

May 20

malformalady:

A fairy ring, also known as fairy circle, elf circle, elf ring or pixie ring, is a naturally occurring ring or arc of mushrooms, in his case Marasmius oreades. The body of this fungus, its mycelium, is underground. It grows outward in a circle. As it grows, the mycelium uses up all of the nutrients in the soil, starving the grass. This is the reason a fairy ring has dead grass over the growing edge of the mycelium. Umbrella-shaped fruiting bodies, called mushrooms, spring up from just behind the outer edge of the mycelium.

malformalady:

A fairy ring, also known as fairy circle, elf circle, elf ring or pixie ring, is a naturally occurring ring or arc of mushrooms, in his case Marasmius oreades. The body of this fungus, its mycelium, is underground. It grows outward in a circle. As it grows, the mycelium uses up all of the nutrients in the soil, starving the grass. This is the reason a fairy ring has dead grass over the growing edge of the mycelium. Umbrella-shaped fruiting bodies, called mushrooms, spring up from just behind the outer edge of the mycelium.

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By the way if you were wondering if saltines expired. They do. And I can’t get the taste out.

Anonymous asked: R. U. Gay.

Anon asks the obvious question that I’ve answered before. Yes.

May 19

I want a cat but I don’t want to accept that animals hate me.

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

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fearlings:

send me tips on how to get a cute boy to fall in love with me

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phantomsolari:

xryz:

How to build skarner by xRyZ

FEEL MY STING!

phantomsolari:

xryz:

How to build skarner by xRyZ

FEEL MY STING!

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cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

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