2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Please friends no don’t ever be sad.
zacharieforpresident: what if you could actually kiss boo-boos better wouldn’t that be the chillest shit ever
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
sixth-kazekage: iamtonysexual: hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice omg that picture
catholicnun: when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
taemanliness: zcatz: zcatz: Fun fact, I have a green foil star balloon that I was given at the zoo and it’s still fully inflated without ever being refilled. Funner fact? I was two years old when I got it, making it a 16 year old balloon. I may be carrying a balloon that is older than a fair few of my followers right now. how
jjlj13: laugh-until-you-drop: thesame5people: foreveralone-lyguy: I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people. Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
porcelainivoryvalyriansteel: hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome. i haven’t seen this post since the election!
are-you-seduced-yet: [VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go